dec 23 in idea barrages

One generation hated the malls because they tore up the local stores. Our generation hates the superstores and Amazon for tearing up the malls. Time’s a flat circle, everything’s a cycle, I wonder what they’ll have bitter nostalgia for in two generations’ time.

If you eat dry packets of instant oatmeal but drink hot coffee on top of them, it’ll turn into oatmeal in your stomach. Yes, that’s how this works.

Toby Keith’s birthname was Keith Toblerone.

Winter snow, like life itself, is a lot more beautiful when you are lucky enough to get to just watch, as opposed to needing to navigate its obstacles and burdens.

We thought our democracy unassailable, unsinkable, as we sailed out to dark waters and hit a Zuckerberg.

Is Saint James Infirmary actually about the death of Minnie The Moocher or is that just my weird head canon?

Any parody of Lose Yourself about Danny Trejo would begin by turning “mom’s spaghetti” into “my machete” and then work out from there.

We can at least all agree that the best name for a BDSM themed band would be ZZ Bottom.