dec 18 in idea barrages

Some people, when a bonfire starts to go out, will then proceed to stand around and bitch in the cold, demanding someone else make another. I am more the kind to instead bring a votive candle to preserve the flame.

I bet Travolta still thinks BATTLEFIELD EARTH will one day be regarded as a classic. “I cast Terls before swine” I bet he believes.

DAYDREAM BELIEVER and SWEET CAROLINE mash-up so well that how when I hear “daydream believer and a homecoming queen” I then immediately hear “so good, so good, so good” in my brain afterwards.

Don’t mistake grammar as a set of rules. Language doesn’t care about rules, it only cares about what works to communicate meaning. When you let go and see language as a constantly mutating set of best practices, it all becomes clear and the fun begins.

Why do most aging 80s rock stars end up looking like they’re doing a Dog The Bounty Hunter cosplay?

Consider Tiresias, the gods themselves tremble before one who has seen both sides of a false dichotomy, the vision to see through the lies that prop up pantheons. When you can erase imaginary lines, you are of the most dangerous kind.

In the end, if you remember reality television as “trashy entertainment”, you’re missing the point. Reality television was an attempt to smash the writers’ and actors’ unions by pretending that your writers aren’t writers and your actors aren’t actors.

I still can’t get over the fact that they DID fix the CGI on Sonic The Hedgehog because it was goofy looking but AREN’T going to fix the CGI on Cats, even though it looks like a fresh vision of the hell you go to if you punt orphans for fun.