dec 9 in idea barrages

  • Dec. 8, 2019, 5:21 a.m.
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  1. An argument in a sauna can quickly escalate into heated debate.

  2. If the pope swapped out the Swiss Guard for a bunch of warrior nuns to ensure his safety, would they be an order of protection?

  3. I don’t see the problem with crispy bubbles on top of your flatbread, it seems like a naan-issue to me.

  4. When you get a joke twisted around and wrong, it’s jesticular torsion.

  5. Your dinner in honour of She-Ra will involve beer-battered Hordak.

  6. Whenever I learn enough about D&D, I’ll be able to write a parody of Happy Feet about crappy feats.

  7. When Elon Musk poops, is that a Tesla coil?

  8. I’ve never seen Frozen but I’m sure if the franchise lasts long enough, Princess Frozen will have a kid and we’ll get lots of “am I a cool mom?” jokes.

girl in recession December 08, 2019


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