nov 28 in idea barrages

  • Nov. 27, 2019, 5:51 p.m.
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  1. The Flash complains that the Cosmic Treadmill isn’t allowing him to time-travel and it’s really bringing him down. Batman explains that the Flash was accidentally using the Hedonic Treadmill instead.

  2. We must be something more than just food processors. Convertors of flesh and flora to feces. We gotta be, we must at least try.

  3. May you be an inadvertent bodhisattva, saint enough to do good in this world, sinner enough to be stuck here doing that work.

  4. haiku:

now age has made you
as Roy Batty in winter
loving all that lives

  1. At the point when he mutters about butter pie in Hands Across The Water, I pretend he’s saying “little in the middle but she’s got much back”.

  2. The great irony of the Epstein meme, minimizing the murder of a monster who was about to flip on much worse monsters into a silly joke like storming Area 51, is that someone needs to kill it. I fear it’s not just gonna kill itself.

  3. If you found yourself addicted to pumpkin spice and now find yourself jonesing during the peppermint wave, you should go on The Pumpkin Patch.

  4. If you walk in on your lover having sex with Macaulay Culkin but he has the presence of mind to yell “Macaulay cuckin’!” at you, you have to forgive them. The beauty of the pun will outweigh the pain of betrayal.

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