nov 5 in idea barrages

I mean, maybe this IS my best life. Not rich, not famous, staying busy, doing good where I can for who I can, a sort of secular circuit rider trying to spread the word on loving yourself through art and being humane. Maybe this is the dream, the long way round.

We don’t have to argue who was the best Joker. There have been a lot of good Jokers, all for different reasons! As long as we can all agree Jared Leto was the worst Joker, we can all be right together.

A story about a red-haired elf Santa has assigned to cookie production but who really just wants to play the drums, just to build up to a really bad “Ginger Baker” pun in the end.

Whenever I hear someone call an area-of-effect spell in a game “AOE” I always think “AOE’s Evening At The Improv”.

A parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams about Fozzie Bear? C’mon all the wakkas

Your band that covers Smashing Pumpkins in a country style will be called Mullet With Butterfly Wings.

Joe Biden DEFINITELY thinks that Rush is prog rock.

Your death metal name is Downton Abby Hoffman.