oct 26 in idea barrages

Maybe the REAL poorly-written sitcom fondly remembered only because people were sexually attracted to the cast was the FRIENDS we made along the way.

Depressed Rorschach is all “YOU THINK I’M TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU? I’M TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!”

Whenever anyone tries to explain anarcho-capitalism or anarcho-communism to me, I imagine armies of spiders fighting over early 1900s Russia.

With every passing year, Iggy Pop looks more and more like Ellen Degeneres’ hip grandma.

A functional worship community is some assembly required.

A Who parody about a powerful Russian sorceress called “Baba O’Yaga”.

Unsure if there’s a soul, unlikely to pass on genes, encoding words with mental genetics, hoping to live on in the memes.

She could only summon demons on the weekends, such was the nature of her visitation rites.