oct 16 in idea barrages
- Oct. 15, 2019, 2:58 a.m.
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What if Daft Punk end up being Scooby Doo villains?
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The idea that terrible chain pizza in one country will lead to terrible chain pizza in neighboring countries and therefore must be contained at all costs is called The Dominoes Theory.
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The double-edged blessing and curse of being successful in the music industry far too young for it to probably be healthy in the long term is called “The Luck Of The Eilish”.
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My new reality show pitch: Shank Tank. A panel of venture capitalists judges a collection of business pitches and at the end, the least evil VC is spared with the others get attacked with prison shanks.
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Ms. Piggy is giving Kermit the silent treatment, the ol’ pork shoulder routine.
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Lumberjacks get splitting headaches.
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The hipster couple first locked eyes at an ironic bacon festival. It was a meat cute.
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The main difference between men and women on facebook is that for men, the annoying random friend requests are fake profiles from Bangalore trying to scam money but for women, the annoying random friend requests are from men who are real but real sad.
novelistbynite ⋅ October 15, 2019
Giggling so hard at the "meat cute." As a romance writer (sometimes, mostly in November) that's just hilarious.
Squidobarnez ⋅ October 15, 2019
these rock it, Mike.
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