sept 6 in idea barrages

Whenever someone calls that part of the wedding “THE RING CEREMONY” it sounds like a badass ritual from an epic fantasy battle but nah.

Your running-a-restaurant roleplaying game will be called LUNCHEONS & LAGERS.

The difference between “you’ve got management material written all over you” and “you’ve got management material all over you” is subtle but EXTREMELY important.

Bizarro MacArthur Park takes place on a sugar plantation where someone left a rake out in the cane.

A new contender in the “prescription drugs that sound like an NPR reporter’s name”: “In Washington for All Things Considered, Bik Tarvy reporting.”

If you really need to name a mountain on Mars in honour of Eminem, at least be clever about it and call it, like, “Mons Spaghetti”.

Disneyworld doesn’t sell meatloaves shaped like Winnie The Pooh characters called “Meat Eeyores” and it is another reason I should be put in charge of damned near everything.

I enjoy that the Creamsicle Homunculus is wearing a hat that just says “USA” now, as if he has to be frequently reminded that he needs to pretend he works for something other than the Kremlin. It’s painfully on-the-nose.