apr4 in idea barrages

1.) I know little about image creation but I’m pretty sure a well-crafted rendering of a Goth Sloth would probably go memetic.

2.) A book called “Vernon Dursley And The Creepy Nephew With The Ability To Rend The Fabric Of Reality On A Whim”.

3.) Is a fake fart called “flaudulence”? “Fratulence”?

4.) My new favourite mild curse is “Christ on a cross-flavoured cracker”. Please note this and act accordingly.

5.) The Bernie Bros trying to pre-emptively disqualify every electable Democrat so that Bernie, the only one who can’t beat Trump, can get the nomination by default is gross and is doing Trump’s work for him.

6.) Mickey’s ability to compound one day’s bad bullpen decisions with a second day’s bad bullpen decisions to try and bail himself out of the day before, only digging a bigger hole, is going to give me an embolism, I think.

7.) One if by land and two if by sea, second-time as a farce when at first tragedy, the racist exceptionalist myths that once built that America up, return now to burn this America down, as unlearned repetitious doomed history.

8.) When someone asks you why you’re in the beauty parlor, say “i browse” and whatever they think you said, immediately act as if they heard it the wrong way.