mar30 in idea barrages

1.) You can easily make a fiction out of all facts. A fan wears his lucky socks every game. His team wins the championship. These things have nothing to do with each other but put together without any other context, it seems like a “true story”.

2.) YOLO Ma: the world’s most daring risk-taking cellist.

3.) There is a pretty good chance that millenia after we’ve destroyed ourselves, the only evidence we ever existed at all will be a bunch of baggies of frozen rich people poop scattered around up the sides of Mt. Everest.

4.) Yes, putting a wad of shredded Parmesan cheese in your cheek like a trucker chewing chaw is a valid approach to low-carb eating, you’re weird for thinking it might not be.

5.) I am very disappointed that Neil Breen’s film TWISTED PAIR was about twins abducted by aliens and not about the dangers of testicular torsion.

6.) That’s the thing about a cocoon, isn’t it. You have to allow the isolation and constriction to take their natural course of time if you ever want to really fly.

7.) If you spiritually identify as a Reebok sneaker, does that make you a pump-kin?

8.) Admitting it’s possible you were wrong isn’t a weakness, it is the height of strength. “Standing your ground” in deserve of something you didn’t understand, refusing to reconsider or evolve, that’s the way of madness.

9.) Alfred didn’t lie but still did hide a deeper truth little Batman couldn’t understand yet: Why do we fall? We fall to learn how much it hurts when others fall. We fall to gain empathy, turning us toward trying to make sure no one feels like that again.

Last updated March 30, 2019