mar23 in idea barrages

1.) Walk around with an exaggerated limp and if anyone asks say that you took a shell in the Storage Wars.

2.) Sometimes, I will come up with a weird pun in my dream, type it into dream social media and then wake up disappointed that it didn’t actually post and that I forgot it upon waking.

3.) There is no symbolic difference between a MAGA hat and a Klan hood, except that the Klansman is at least slightly smarter insofar as knowing that he should cover his face in shame.

4.) Holding your tongue and saying nothing is pretty difficult. I just tried it and with my tongue held firmly between thumb and forefinger, it sounded like “uhh-in” at best.

5.) Vel-VEEETA-a, Vel-VEEEET-a, don’t cry for me, processed cheese food…

6.) A travelogue series hosted by Christopher Walken called “Walken Around The World”. There’d be episodes like “Walken On Sunshine” in Florida, “Walken In A Winter Wonderland” in Alaska and, of course, “Walken In Memphis”.

7.) Reaching for the stars is wonderful but prepare for the possibility of having your arm frozen off in the cruel vacuum of space in the trying.

8.) The only upside to the dog having a sprained leg is that, as he is basically a 30-pound fuzzy training weight, I might have biceps for the first time in my life by the time he has healed.