mar8 in idea barrages

1.) The mumbled line in Paul McCartney’s song “Hands Across The Water” that goes “the butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie” is a lot funnier if you imagine he’s saying “she’s little in the middle but she’s got much back” instead.

2.) You can’t be arrested on an enclosed porch without being read your veranda rights.

3.) If you make a Cuba Libre cocktail with Eastern European vodka instead of rum, is it a Tuba Libre?

4.) I like to think that if someone heckled Jesus with the line “Parables? More like TERRABLES!” He’d take the comment in good humour.

5.) Cover the entire album of “Trout Mask Replica” but call it “Trout Mask Replica Replica” and wear a mask of Angels’ outfielder Mike Trout on it instead.

6.) If you have a long-standing grudge against Taco Bell, does that mean you have a seasoned beef?

7.) By marketing a parody of The Secret of NIHM to furries called The Secret of NIHMPHO you became the richest person alive but, still, was it worth it?

8.) I hope the Detective Pikachu movie is good, not because I have any particular love for the Pokemon franchise, just to frustrate the thousands of hack critics hoping to use a “More Like DEFECTIVE Pikachu!” headline.