just go to bed in For my own entertainment

  • Feb. 17, 2014, 4:11 a.m.
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1.) Will you agree to let a lover use your toothbrush? Why or why not? -seeing as our mouths have probably come in contact with each other anyway

2.) In your bad dreams do you ever throw the slow motion punch? -not that I remember.

3.) Do you eat or give away pickles? -I eat them. I love pickles

4.) Do you match and ball socks or just dump them, en masse, into the drawer? -match

5.) Do you bisect your sevens with one of those squiggly hyphens? When writing the number 2 do you loop the bottom? -no to the 7's and sometimes to the 2

6.) When eating out, do you set your knife atop your plate and change hands? -hmmmm, I might. now I will be more aware of what I do

7.) Do you tear into wrapped presents or open them neatly with the spoken intent to save the paper? -tear it up. i do not save paper...who has time and space for that

8.) Would you rather drive or be driven? -hmmmm...I'd say driven, but I'm such a control freak, I'd probably hate it

9.) Do you engage strangers in conversations on airplanes? If no, it's odd, isn't it, when the time comes to accept peanut packets or order sodas and you hear their voices? -well I've never flown, but I'm not one to strike up conversations with strangers

10.) Do you own a bathrobe? - I do, but I never wear it.

11.) Are they still there, those ascending horizontal lines that marked your growth as a child up a wall or a door? -no

12.) Can you write at all with your opposite hand? -very poorly

13.) Do audiences affect your attempts to urinate or parallel park? -nope. do what you gotta do

14.) Do you bookmark or dog-ear your books? -yup. I always lose bookmarks and it's just habit

15.) Do you mind fighting losing battles? -i say yes, but I've done it so much that I must not

16.) Do you check the dates on coins? -not really

17.) Do you like to be the one who holds the tickets (for airplanes, movies, etc.)? -i like to hold my own

18.) Can you sleep with socks on? -no. even if I have them on, I will wake up and end up taking them off. i love feeling the sheets against my feet right after i take off my socks

19.) Are you a sucker for foreign accents? -what American isn't?

20.) Are you skilled at giving directions? -not if I have to use north, south, east or west.

21.) Is your name frequently mispronounced? -it rhymes with madonna...not to hard

22.) Do you attempt to pronounce foreign words correctly, such as calling a crescent-shaped roll a cwaSAHN? -i'm sure at some point I have, but I dont think I do it on the regular

23.) Do you think grades in school mattered? -matters on paper

24.) Can you tie a tie? What about a bowtie? -i cannot.

25.) Does making a good list ever feel like an accomplishment in itself? -no.

26.) Have you ever been on fire? -thankfully no

27.) Are your faucets tricky to the point where were an out-of-towner to use your shower, you'd feel the need to give a tutorial? -faucets are legit here

28.) Do you tend (or did you tend) to date people older or younger than yourself? -i've done both...more older though

29.) When walking or driving with a companion in a place where your companion is familiar and you are not, do you tend not to pay any attention whatsoever? -no, i pay attention

30.) Do the number of beaches you've been on exceed your fingers? -nope


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