talk soup in poetry
- Jan. 16, 2019, 7:45 p.m.
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the grammar alt-right are just as bad as
regular old grammar Nazis but a lot dumber
the Soup Alt-Right is just as bad as the
Soup Nazi except he’s just microwaving
Campbells Chicken and Stars in a 7-11
while yelling manifestos at strangers
the Soup Proud Boy is the worst though
he just stands around in a city park
crumbling Saltines into a fish pond
claiming it discriminatory how
no one is giving him
French Onion Soup
for free
fuck them all, of course
but fuck that Soup Proud Boy
most of all, man, you know?
he isn’t even funny
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Deleted user ⋅ January 16, 2019
I'm imagining this being read in the voice of Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty
Squidobarnez ⋅ January 16, 2019
this made me want saltines.
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