Bumble... in 2018

So I tried this whole bumble thing…

I have fucking issues. I swear I swipe left on everyone. I’m not into guys who shave their heads. Then if they’ve got fucked up teeth.. nope. Then if their pics are all outdoorsy I’m like nope they’d be disappointed with me because I can’t do like anything. I barely manage to get up and down stairs currently… I certainly can’t hike or climb or ride anything.

I think I’m just anti dating currently.