se19 in idea barrages

1.) You know who shared a first name? Lot’s Wife and Jesse’s Girl.

2.) Sometimes you just sit around wondering “What would a mash-up of the kid’s cartoon ARTHUR and the Dudley Moore ARTHUR look like?”

3.) It astonishes me someone would claim the label “social media influencer” proudly. If you have to do it to make your money, sure, you have to but don’t tattoo “I Am An Advertisement Vector” on your forehead like it’s a good thing.

4.) There’s no proving that disco ruined everything and probably isn’t true but the timing sure lines up. You can imagine all the bastards in fraudulent charge right now doing blow in Studio 54, can’t you?

5.) On the freeways of Los Angeles, there is only one thing we can sure is true. The person driving that Tesla two lanes over is an asshole. All other things are fungible, that is rock-solid.

6.) Repeat after me, entertainment executives: “How the Joker became the Joker is the least interesting thing about the Joker.”

7.) You are a confused animal staggering through a world you never could have been prepared for, faking it but never really knowing anything. That’s okay, though. So is everyone else.

8.) A LeBron James highlight reel is a Brontage.

9.) Remember: if you wish for infinite wishes, you replace the genie.

10.) Happiness is being unaware of an awards show until you see a hashtag twitter halfway through. Rich people voted for their favourite rich people. Neat.

11.) I’m still surprised there hasn’t been a right-wing Ben and Jerrys knock-off to soak the rubes with flavors like Kevin Sorbet, Kid Rocky Road and Ted Nougat.