jl15 in idea barrages

1.) Your movie about trying to reboot the Golden Girls series via cloning will be called PLAN BEA.

2.) The realization that the ruination of the internet meme was people beginning to believe that the point of a meme was spreading propaganda instead of “trying to be funny”, I’m sure others have noted this at some point before but, man, it hit me like a ton of bricks.

3.) In the next Jurassic World, they’re going to put human anxiety-panic spectrum genes into dinosaur DNA and it will breed the Nervous Rex.

4.) Wherever Ollie marks, he leaves the subtle literary pun “Oliver Pissed” but I’m the only one who seems to get the joke.

5.) I like to think that Jewel’s original teeth and Ben Affleck’s original teeth met up, fell in love, bought a ranch in Montana, had a bunch of beautifully imperfect baby teeth and lived happily ever after.

6.) The new Betrayal-Rated off-road vehicle, The Jeep Iscariot!

7.) I can’t follow soccer on television to save my life but I will say, I enjoy that the World Cup has a third-place consolation round. I don’t know why, it’s just kind of weird and quaint in that right sort of way.

8.) The planned sitcom spin-off of The Star Wars Holiday Special was gonna be called MALA’S FAMILY.

Last updated July 15, 2018