Everyone Else Is Doing It in Hello

DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OR AN APARTMENT?
House

WOULD YOU SAY IT IS BIG OR SMALL?
Just right XD

DO YOU HAVE A WELCOME MAT?
Yes

DOES IT SAY SOMETHING?
Welcome!

DO YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER OR DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR DISHES BY HAND?
Busted. Use my hands. Faster that way.

HOW MANY PLANTS DO YOU HAVE INSIDE?
Not anymore actually…

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE THAT YOU PUT YOUR KEYS?
Key hanger right next to the coffee pot.

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR STOCKED WITH ANYTHING?
Sandwich meats, milk, sweet tea, various veggies, left over chicken tortilla soup, and a two liter of Coke and Minute Maid lemonade.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR BREAD?
Bagged on the counter.

IS YOUR BATHROOM CLEAN?
Kinda? I need to retile.

WHAT IS YOUR BATHROOM’S THEME?
Used to have an underwater/fish theme. Not anymore.

HOW MANY RUGS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?
One big one.

DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS?
CJ on the left, Patti on the right, Ms. Phyllis across the street with the two other families next to her, can’t remember the names. One is the brother of a guy mom has worked with for years.

ARE THERE ANY STRAY CATS AROUND?
Dunno but believe it or not there are some coyotes that do. There is a small wooded area that seperates the street from the neighborhood. Some nights I can hear the howls.

DO YOU HAVE A DVD PLAYER IN YOUR BEDROOM?
PS4?

WHICH ROOM WOULD YOU SAY YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME IN?
Living room and bedroom both.

DO YOU HAVE A POOL OR JACUZZI WHERE YOU LIVE?
Haven’t been swimming in YEARS!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DVD THAT YOU OWN?
Autographed Chris Titus’ Angry Pursuit of Happiness.

HOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CD THAT YOU OWN?
Fugazi discography and Body Count’s discography.

WHERE IS YOUR STEREO OR RADIO LOCATED IN YOUR HOME?
Computer room

DO YOU HAVE A COFFEE MAKER?
Yes though mom drinks it, I rarely do.

DO YOU HAVE AN AREA DESIGNATED FOR ALCOHOL?
My stomach?

HOW MANY TELEVISIONS DO YOU HAVE?
Two, living rom and my roomm

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS?
Pull down to get in attic count?

WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALLS?
Lol, too much.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR TOOTHPASTE?
Sink counter

DO YOU HAVE A DEN OR AN OFFICE?
Computer room yes!

DO YOU LIVE CLOSE TO ANY STORES?
Mile away but yes.

DO YOU HAVE A WALK IN CLOSET AND IF NOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE?
Nah, don’t need it.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HANGING FROM THE CEILING?
Fan/light

DOES YOUR KITCHEN HAVE A THEME?
Dear god Coca Cola…

IS IT A PAIN TO DUST YOUR LIVING SPACE?
YES!

WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
Box for my keyboard, dust.

DO YOU HAVE A GAME SYSTEM?
PS4

HOW MANY TELEPHONES ARE IN YOUR HOME?
Landline, two cells.

DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE AND IF SO DO YOU USE IT OFTEN?
Yes and no.

WHAT KIND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE?
Uhhh…digital…with buttons?

DO YOU HAVE ANY FIGURINES OF ANGELS AROUND?
No coment

DO YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE BLINDS OR CURTAINS OR KEEP THEM SHUT?
Shut with a blanket over the window. Dosen’t stop the cats.

HOW MANY COMPUTERS ARE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?
Desk top, two laptops.

WHAT COMPANY DO YOU USE FOR INTERNET ACCESS AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
Wow, free. Fam works there.