fe17 in idea barrages

1.) No one’s exclusively introverted or extroverted, we’re all some of one and some of the other. We’re all bioverted, really, false binaries fail us once again, as usual.

2.) facebook memories, telling Dr. Frankenstein it’s the anniversary of the day he made a friend, literally.

3.) Your movie about a woman with an inanimate object fetish will be called “Housewife”.

4.) Ollie is convinced he is not a canine, rather that he is a tiny fuzzy human. He is in dognial.

5.) Greed is a far more brutal murderer than hate, often. Hate can sometimes burn out. Hate can sometimes be changed. The greed of the terrorist gun industry lobby group, the NRA, its zeal in trading childrens’ blood for money is clearly soulless and bottomless.

6.) Pretending things don’t change gives people an illusion of control that power holders exploit the hell out of. Pretending that a law about letting well-regulated militia have single-shot muzzle loaders allows them to sell machine guns to kids off the street is just one example.

7.) The rappers had it very very close, with “cash rules everything around me” but the real realness is “cash ruins everything around me”.

8.) Star Wars fan-fic where C3P0 tries to become a real boy, aided by a magical Ewok called Jiminy Wicket.