n9 in idea barrages
- Nov. 9, 2017, 1:10 a.m.
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1.) I thought I’d never meet a pun I didn’t like and then I found out there will be a terrible CGI childrens’ film called “Sherlock Gnomes” and, yep, a pun so terrible even I despise it.
2.) I’m still angry they called it “Defense Against The Dark Arts” in Harry Potter instead of “Hex Ed”.
3.) A doubly-anachronistic ‘90s extreme version of Howdy Doody called YO BRO!
4.) Your Super Mario/Romeo and Juliet mash-up will be called TRAGIC MUSHROOM.
5.) “Don’t let go, you got the mucus in you, don’t let go, you got the mucus in you…“
6.) You could certainly smash up “Friend of the Devil” and “Afternoon Delight”, y’know.
7.) All of Conan’s prayers go into the Crompost Pile.
8.) A support group for recovering paranormal investigators called “Giving Up The Ghost”?
9.) If you’re colour-correcting a documentary about cereal, is that Post production post-production?
10.) To our friends on the angry fringe, if your grievance & self-satisfied sense of purity matters to you more than being humane, stay there & keep us under Trump’s thumb forever. But join us back in the party of Clinton and Obama, do real good, help us pull it leftward from within.
11.) Looking for Games to play and new things to Collect, Jeff Goldblum and Benicio del Toro go multiversal, triggering the first X-Men/Avengers crossover. Every. Single. Person. Is Happy.
Squidobarnez ⋅ November 09, 2017
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Domino ⋅ November 10, 2017
But you were fine with Gnomeo and Juliet? 🤔😂
littlefallsmets Domino ⋅ November 10, 2017
There was something to be said for the original bald-audacity of the title "Gnomeo And Juliet". To go forward with something THAT bad, that shamelessly was at least kind of novel. "Sherlock Gnomes" doesn't even have that.
Domino littlefallsmets ⋅ November 10, 2017
Yes this is actually a very good point.