1.) Is the shortening for Star Trek Discovery “STD”? Did they… think this through?
2.) Is there anything more British than the attempts to somehow prove that Shakespeare COULDN’T be middle-class, he HAD to be high-born.
3.) Every tomorrow something might happen to upend the bad stuff. Just a small chance but it’s worth waking up for. Entropy may be on your side.
4.) Start a news analysis website called The Lede so that when you inevitably go broke your last story can be “Burying The Lede”.
5.) There’s this weird “work technique” best-seller scan called SCRUM that’s just a word salad of business-sounding nonsense. It’s Peak America.
6.) All your memories are ghosts. Life is a continuous bucket of now until life ends and all your now with it. Be happy now, now’s all you have.
7.) The worst name for a comedy club I can imagine is “The Laffeteria” but I’m sure someone has tried it at some point.
8.) The hipster Transformers are the Deconstructicons.
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