1.) Flanders can’t cook Italian food because even seeing the word “pecorino” makes him think about his doodle.
2.) To properly gloat in chess against an Australian, punctuate your victory with a “gdaymate”.
3.) Someday, the girl from “Small Wonder” will get a pacemaker and be part robot herself.
4.) Via endless golfing, our fake president has literally become Florida Man. “Florida Man Demands Wall To Keep Out Reality”.
5.) I now demand of Netflix the mash-up television series “Perfect Stranger Things”. Balki’s telekinetic or something.
6.) Form a Nestle Crunch into a small rodent. Get Chris Pratt’s endorsement. Make a million off your Chris Pratt Crisp-Rats.
7.) If there were an Illuminati conspiracy, they’d have a long term plan. This is just a loose affiliation of short sighted rich jerks.
8.) A paralegal isn’t quite a lawyer, more of a hearing aide.
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