1.) Everybody’s always talking about independent contractors but codependent contractors are always willing to help.
2.) Quicken Loans was named after someone trying not to cure about frickin’ loans.
3.) There is, I swear to God, a folding multi-tool called a “Leatherman Squirt”. Someone needs to pay me just to run names by first.
4.) “Survival of the fittest” is not a measure of a static skillset. It’s about surviving that which is at hand. The “fit” shifts like the sand.
5.) Is there a Transformer that turns into an air conditioner of some kind? We could have fan-fan-fiction.
6.) Your super-villain whose illusion powers are fed by sugar intake will be called “Hypnoglycemia”.
7.) I screamed at the television until I scared my brother’s dog and we shut it off. I feel so helpless I could die. We shut it off like ten minutes ago and I am still shaking with grief and rage. I hate being unwillingly complicit with all this savage abuse of the oppressed and already suffering. I feel so helpless.
8.) The business of this country isn’t business. The business of this country is the people. So sick of pretending big business = America.
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