1211 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re a rodeo clown and you don’t call yourself “Silly The Kid”, you aren’t worth a damn.

2.) Whenever I see Entenmann’s Donuts, I imagine the trucks being driven by giant tree creatures.

3.) DOMO GERATO DEMI LOVATO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH-O DEMI LOVATO.

4.) If the television Hulk had turned a different colour, he could’a been Blue Ferigno.

5.) 3-D and VR are these weird conjoined twins, every decade or so, each gets hyped by early adopters then flames out. Rinse repeat.

6.) Article Man, Article Man, he could be “a” or “the” or be “an”, in terms of language, really important, Article Man.

7.) Hairdressers are tough because crimpin’ ain’t easy.

8.) If someone mentions “Maroon 5” pretend you think it’s a sequel to Gilligan’s Island after the millionaire & his wife passed away.