From Cracked Pepper to.. in General Things

I used to choose the hottest spicy food because I enjoyed it. The chilli pizza. The jalapeño sauce.
I chose the vindaloo. Even the store owner came to make sure I wanted the vindaloo. They all watched me eat it.
The vindaloo was fresh. Easy to purge.
You see chilli snow-balls. The longer it cooks the hotter it gets. That vindaloo was fresh and I had no problems not only eating it but regurgitating it.
Others… Well… Are other stories.
For now I choose hottest of hot salami with hot jalapeño sauce. The sauce leaks out but I don’t know of anything hotter that won’t damage me anymore. Other foods are scarce or regurgitated.
And no I’m not a fucking skeleton because, well, I drink too much so get fucked.
-SP