UNACCEPTABLE. in The Devil Beneath My Feet

Okay, you know what? When i type “Prosebox.net” into my gat dang internet browser, the login page depicts a man with excessively hairy arms about to write in a journal and i find it disrespectful. I don’t appreciate the imagery of a hairy arm about to pour it’s hairy soul into a moleskin.

I’m not gonna explain myself and instead i’m just gonna move on.

Did you know, that way back approximately a long time ago, Australia was colonized by the British? But not just any Brits, only the criminal ones. And also the prison guards. And also Aborigines. ANYWAY. There were 19 crimes you could get sent to Australia for, AND THATS THE STORY OF 19 CRIMES CABERNET SAUVIGNON which is what i’ve been drinking a lot of tonight and here we are ladies and gentlemen.

This is the second night in a row i’ve had brownies and way too much wine for dinner. Being an adult is magnificent.