1.) The people who teach you to EDM are your dubstep-parents.
2.) I focus on the people pretending to cook in the far background of AMERICA’S TEST KITCHEN and imagine what they’re thinking.
3.) Last night’s dream involved getting lost in a mall during the Super Bowl then going on a Legend of Zelda quest in real life.
4.) An erotic fan-fic of the rude Ninja Turtle, Sonic’s girlfriend and half of Team Rocket titled “Sally/Jessie/Raphael”.
5.) A Dubstep take on Led Zepplin called “Whole Lotta Wub”.
6.) “Undead” is an insensitive slur. They prefer “amortal”.
7.) The tendons behind your knees being on fire is a good clue that today is a good break-day in your exercise routine.
8.) Look up the German translations of complex chemical names in English sometime. They are funny words that can’t be real.
Loading comments...