Our children went to their dad/moms this weekend. It has been a while with a weekend completely off. I woke up to an empty house, so I indulged in some lactating preggo teen porn and spent a good two hours getting off. Rough life.
I need to exercise. My boy and I made a deal that we can only fuck at night if we both exercise during the day. It might be the first and only thing to ever motivate my ass to sweat. I am following the whole 21 day fix nonsense and doing an atrocious job with the eating aspect of it. I mean, I cut my portions down significantly and have been eating more healthy, but not completely clean. Also, embarrassingly enough, I am a closet soda addict. I don’t drink a ton of it, but I like a small amount regularly. “Like” is an understatement. Need might be more appropriate. Plus, when you have to cook for a family of six, you don’t want to waste your time cooking shit that you know no one will eat. My kids love veggies and fruit.....but not exclusively.
So, I was chatting with these two different chicks on Tinder. One is a little more my taste than the other. We have to go to a Birthday party tonight and then my boy and I are going dancing. We might roll on Molly as well. He has off tomorrow, so it’s a good night for it since we will be up all night dancing and fucking. I invited both girls out, figuring that would increase my chances of one of them actually showing up. Young girls (over 18 obviously!) tend to be flaky and get nervous and bail. Understandable. I have been in their shoes.
The boy and I haven’t yet shared a girl. Well sort of, but no actual sex so I don’t count it. That’s a different story for a different day. I have a lot of experience with group sex. He has none. We need to change that. Once he sees me eating out another girl and then watches us share his cum, he will enjoy it too.
The one girl is a cutie. Thick in the right places. Dark hair, light skin. My kryptonite. That’s the one I am pushing for most. So, now, on top of cleaning the house that my children destroyed, exercising, and running errands, I will have to play the flirtation game. Luckily, I have a decent amount of experience when it comes to winning over girls and getting them in bed. It can just be time consuming. I find it easier to pick up girls at bars.
I guess I should find some yoga pants and a sports bra. This fat won’t melt away on it’s own.
I look forward to sleeping in tomorrow, having lunch with the boys family and then doing some wine tasting.
I just realized that I still need to scrub the cum off of my face from last nights adventures. It got in my hairline and feels gross but I was too tired last night to do anything but pass out.
Cheers!
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