j6 in idea barrages

Wisdom is when you can see the parts of yourself you dislike that you’re projecting onto others and then, somehow, you manage to reckon how to cut that out. Realize your uncritical eye doesn’t want to think anyone thinks any different than you do. You are not the default.

I think Disco Stu on the Simpsons should’ve had a rival named Polyester Phill.

My hair was disheveled, so I went into the bathroom, got a brush and I heveled it. I heveled the hell out of it. Totally reheveled now. Hair at max hevel.

“Somewhere in Time” is sort of the cottage-core version of “Total Recall”, if you really think about it.

I wonder if that little old lady in the television ever did find the beef. It seems like Wendy’s left us without closure on that. I sure hope she found the beef, if not in this life than surely the next. Maybe the real beef was the friends made along the way, for all I could say.

A baby powder endorsed by Theo from the Cosby Show and it’s called Talcum Jamal-Warner.

If the Chipmunks has been adopted by Dave Thomas of Wendy’s instead of the record producer Dave Seville, I bet Alvin would’ve still been a real little prick, just about cheap meat and cardboard sour cream humbug-sleeves instead of the rock ‘n’ roll music and them hoola-hoops.

The starting rank for a commissioned grammar nazi is, of course, corrections officer. Soup nazis are less formal and simply call their rookies “unseasoned”.