j2 in idea barrages

Your small classical ensemble will cover “Tubthumping” under the name “Chamber Wamber”.

Sure, Oscar the Grouch is grumpy but give him credit, he’s always at your disposal.

At all times, feign to confuse Carl Sandburg and Ryne Sandberg. especially when in the Chicago area. Hilarity won’t ensue often but, man, when it hits, it hits hard.

Why say “discount legumes” when you can say “Aldi’s nuts”?

Catholic guilt for not being able to support my friends at their pagan ritual, that’s me in a nutshell.

What are Lego clubs, if not building communities building communities?

Well shot deep images are harder to slap quick cheap CGI over. The more nuanced the pictures, the harder the computers and Indonesian slave labor gotta chug to insert their robot cartoons.

If we allow the term “hungry” to be replaced with the phrase “food horny”, those awful candy bar commercials would finally be interesting, that’s for sure.