j26 in idea barrages

Sometimes old pain is what was blocking the new ideas.

Does anyone call marijuana “Oregon Oregano”? Because they SHOULD.

I am way outta touch with pop music stuff but, like, Chappel Roan is basically everything Jojo Siwa wants to be, but can’t, because her sad and bizarre childhood situation causes her to not be able to relate to normal humans, even in adulthood? Is that how this is going?

When my generation is retirement age, we will need cheap public eating for our needs, our styles, our preferences… some kind of… New Country Buffet.

Loving someone means trusting someone means relaxing enough to show them the best and the worst of yourself, risking that they might not love those parts of you, or any of you. Hands reaching out desperate for connection. What if they’re ugly hands?

Watching these video essays about the history of Disney, you’re gonna need an Iger counter.

A parody of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” about “Where’s Waldo/Wally” for no other reason than to get around to the “WHERE DID HE GO, WHERE DID HE GO NOW, WHERE DID HE GO” part that would be inevitable.

A public service campaign about the dangers of testicular torsion called “TESTICULAR TORSION: DON’T GET IT TWISTED!”