j18 in idea barrages

If there is a heaven, I hope that you get there with a D-minus, just barely squeaking in, that you had a little fun along the way to the forever.

Within the Burger King’s burger kingdom, beneath his metaphorical flame-broiled umbrella, were many different fiefdoms, subdivided out for administration, such as the Barony of Lunchhausen. The King ultimately owned the land but Baron Lunchhausen ruled by proxy.

Batman lives in Gotham, he’s a goth with fists like hams, though he started out ham-fisted.

Lot’s wife was a real pillar princess.

When you consider that the gorilla penis is quite small in relation to their body size, Tarzan was probably a really popular guy until he met Jane and ruined it for his gorilla harem.

You can’t spell “Nickelodeon” without “ick”.

If you ate it fast enough, Sno-Cone slush in a waffle cone would probably be pretty great.

It’s linguistic whack-a-mole, “content creators” cycling through new code phrases for words that are considered non-monetizable, so they can still create about those topics without saying the words. Corporate cowardice is memetically mutating the language at an astonishing rate.