j12 in idea barrages

Punky Brewster’s stereotypical Boston identical cousin Punky Worcester.

A hack of Super Mario Brothers 2 to make it about the Flanders family from The Simpsons and it’s called “OKIE-DOKIE PANIC”.

The D&D urge to create a man-bull bard named Pat Minotaur.

The real way to hack the game of football is to have your running back be a guy with an active case of leprosy, so you can see how much the opposing defensemen want to win this ballgame. He is an easy target but his tackle will surely be your own doom.

Do you ever wonder if all the magic is hidden in the places you would never go? Like maybe there’s something powerful and enriching hiding in the Urban Outfitters but my tendency to shop by JCPenneys Big & Tall Catalogue had obscured it to my limited eyes.

“Respectable” people are just as prone to crime and debauchery as anyone else, maybe even more so. The problem is that respectable people don’t face the consequences of their crimes while the rest of us rabble most certainly do. The only difference is in the applied consequences.

A Bon Jovi parody about a down-on-his-luck beekeeper called “Wanted: Bread for a Hive”.

The wonderful healing power of books lead many to shelf-medicate.