j8 in idea barrages

Paying for an ad-free online experience is like encouraging a school yard bully by giving him what he wants. You give him what he wants, next time he’ll be back for even more! You pay them, they’ll just figure out something else to charge you for next time.

An intentionally terrible knock-off of RATATOUILLE called DOUGLAS COOKRAT.

Logically, Mr. Freeze’s animal sidekick should be a penguin but, like, of course the Penguin already has that claimed, so I guess he’d have a giant Alaskan mush dog named Mr. Fleas.

A retro-80s-themed food truck experience called SNACKS HEADROOM.

The Australian music festival, Koalapalooza.

Put something in the library drop box today, you’ll be literally cooking the books.

Spider Man calls The Human Torch’s hand jobs “heatstroke”.

Online recipes are fulla personal anecdotes that have almost nothing to do with the recipes, as that’s how spies trade info in plain sight now. There’s atomic plans coded into the tale of Gramma’s biscuit method. When shortwave numbers stations went outta style, it replaced them.