m27 in idea barrages

If I had THAT kind of confidence, man, I’d either be king by now or dead twenty years ago.

Fearing the stigma of having actually declared bankruptcy, he attempted to file for Chapter Whoopsie-Doodle Uh-Oh Spaghettlos Do Over Guys Do Over.

A James Bond femme fatale from the Mohawk Valley called Salada Dick.

A half Long John Silvers half Arby’s called Yaaaaaarbys.

Every time I pass a bank or a tax preparer or whatever in a building that obviously used to be a Pizza Hut, I think to myself “well, those people definitely out-pizzaed the hut.”

A parody of Alanis’ HEAD OVER FEET about Quentin Tarantino’s fetish-driven filmmaking.

Less “Let’s GO!” more “Let’s GROW!”

History is not a series of wars. History is the panoply of the human experience, with occasional interruptions by war.