m25 in idea barrages

Why say “polearm combat training” when you could say “staff development day”?

You can’t spell Penelope without “elope” so stay safe out there.

At least Love Me Do was never in a Mountain Dew ad.

An unholy combination of THE GUMMY BEARS and DUNE, THE GOM JABBARI BEARS.

Jesus crucified against various game show gimmicks. On the Wheel of Fortune. On the wheel they spin on The Price is Right before a Showcase Showdown. On the video slot machine board of Press Your Luck. Maybe the Whammy’s Longinus, maybe the Whammy’s Judas Iscariot, who’s to say?

A parody of MOVES LIKE JAGGER about the organ harvest trade called REMOVED MY BLADDER.

It’s always darkest before the heat death of the universe.

She would make all the work-out equipment talk, each have its own little character, they’d have adventures and put on shows. I think it was just to combat the crushing boredom of exercise but she was a real Gym Henson.