m21 in idea barrages

  • May 20, 2026, 11:42 p.m.
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  1. I hope that at Chuck E. Cheese’s funeral, they will somehow use the phrase “anchovs to anchovs, crust to crust” during the giant singing dancing mouse robot’s final internment in the Earth, awaiting the promised arrival of Giant Singing Dancing Mouse Robot Jesus.

  2. If you start seeing avocados everywhere, you may be developing guacoma.

  3. If they had made little die-cast metal toy cars as merchandising tie-ins for MASTER OF DISGUISE, the ads could’ve been like “Am I not Ertly enough for the Ertl club? Ertl Ertl!”

  4. Today’s theme song for Ollie the Dog is the O’Reilly Auto Parts jingle sung as “Oh Oh Oh, Oh Ollie, Tiny Barks, WOOF!”

  5. They’ll start saying he wasn’t really guilty, that he was just verdictally-challenged.

  6. A chicken riggies restaurant chain called Chicken Reggies. Reggie would be a chicken with a thick Italian mustache. He is the kind of Saucyland! His evil twin Tofu Reginald will constantly trying to suck all the flavour our of Saucyland. It’ll be great, it’ll be great.

  7. They’re a ten, but they yell “BUTTERFINGER BLIZZARD!” when they come.

  8. Boxer shorts with the screenprinted phrase “THIS IS NOT A BLESSING, THIS IS A BURDEN, THIS IS AN IMMENSE RESPONSIBILITY”.


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