m17 in idea barrages

What are your D&D character sheets if not rolling papers?

The background noise from a living dead flick, that’s just zombiance.

E.T. looked like a foreskin made a poop and I have no idea why so many people enjoyed looking at that.

The worst thing that can happen to a crazy person is getting famous because the isolation of success will make them even crazier. The worst thing that can happen to a sane person is getting famous because the isolation of success will make them crazy.

Yes, no war plan survives contact with the enemy, but also no media property survives being so financially successful that they keep churning out product when you’ve run out of ideas, either. Same thing.

Modern art was followed by post-modern art in the same way the modem internet was followed by the post-modem internet.

The fact that they didn’t call the Spongebob musical “A Porous Line” is yet another reason I should be the one naming everything.

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