m13 in idea barrages

Lately, Kid Rock looks like he’s been spending all day coating raw chicken in meth and then rubbing it all directly into his eyeballs.

Combine the viral Wonka experience thing with all the horrors of an ocean cruise into the newest ironic influencer disaster “BON BON VOYAGE”.

You stir together butter, flour and Mountain Dew, cooking them up into a Mountain Roux and use it as the basis for the gravy in your Mountain Stew. It will be terrible.

If you’re a flasher in France, and the gendarme asks “what’s this?”, and you answer “wee-wee, monsieur!” they are legally obligated to let you go free.

It is good to know what chefs won the James Beard Foundation Awards, yes, but who won the James Foundation Beard Awards?

People putting on airs give me a pretension headache.

A strange Yoda-like mentor who trains landscapers with phrases like “To MOW the grass, you must KNOW the grass.”

The days of short simple stage names are behind us now. The days of stage names that are overly-complicated recipe titles have begun. Your EDM name is now “DJ Cream Cheese Pull-Apart Garlic Bread”.