m7 in idea barrages

The weirdest thing about how around the bend on materialism we are is that, like, if you want your children to end up good people, the easiest way to make sure that never happens is to be rich. Comfort and guarantee breed monsters and it just shouldn’t be that way.

When there’s no more room in streaming, physical media will walk the Earth!

The more your face looks like someone murdered your entire family in front of you as you are playing the guitar, the better you are at playing guitar. That’s the law of guitar.

If the only way they could wrap their heads around writing a female companion for Doctor Who who wasn’t immediately the Doctor’s fawning unrequited love interest was to make the Doctor gay, then I for one welcome our Gay Doctor overlords. That old trope was killing Doctor Who.

99% of what people call “acting chemistry” is “the audience thinks they’re attractive and want to watch them do the sex”.

If you stop worrying about shipping the characters, the writers actually have to try to write good stories.

Uncle Sam’s devoted life partner, Auntie Fa.

The terrible calculus of chicken nuggets is that unless you eat, like, thirty of them, it feels like you’ve eaten two of them and are still hungry but if you eat more than like thirty of them, you feel like you have eaten four hundred of them and will swiftly die.