a25 in idea barrages

A movie about a test tube baby mix up called SPERMS AND CONDITIONS MAY APPLY.

Kids: MOM, BUY US JIMI HENDRIX! Mom: We have Jimi Hendrix at home. (The kids’ faces droop in disappointment because…) At Home: Lenny Kravitz.

It is so weird when I see drawings of doughy trust-fund twerps like Musk and Trump made to look chiseled and strong when, in reality, they’re bloated little manbabies. It’s like the worst fan fiction there is.

Ulcerative Colitis and Utica Club are both called “U.C.” and this is not a coincidence.

An ear doctor with a maple sugar farm on the side called HAMMER ANVIL SYRUPS.

What is a veteran’s price at a store if not a deployee’s discount?

That vest’s only a few more pockets away from turning John Popper into John Prepper.

A traditional German oompah band cover of Queen called BAVARIAN RHAPSODY.