a15 in idea barrages

If you call your roofing company “HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA”, like, 83% of the internet becomes a stealth ad for you.

A middle-aged middle-class Deftones cover band called “The Geofftones”.

OUTLANDER but he isn’t a strapping muscular young man, he’s a bloated hobbled noble who can’t get around very well, GOUTLANDER.

What is overzealous sanding if not a rounding error?

What is oral sex if not full-throated approval?

A romance between Little Miss Muffet and Spider Man called 50 SHADES OF WHEY.

Groundbreaking bakers are real pieoneers.

Bank robbed by jar of mint jelly. Suspect currently on the lamb.