a11 in idea barrages

ALADDIN but the genie is hard of hearing and he turns him into a ladder.

It is always important to remember that the Columbine murderers were not put-upon nerds reacting to bullying. They were entitled rich kids looking to perform an act of maximum bullying because the entire world did not serve their every whim.

A mummy with magnetic tape for rags, watchin’ old horror movies in a comfy chair.

Watching all these people enthusiastically embrace being heartless hateful monsters because one rich guy allowed them permission to be so, yes, it’s disheartening, but it also proves that a properly structured society can make them hide their vile hatred. Which is rad.

Weezer opening for Pearl Jam in the “Should’ve Stopped After Two Albums” Tour.

The epitome of Summer Adulthood is driving around with AC cranked to max, but the seat warmer is still on, for the back pain.

Does that Lower Decks show have a captain who says “it’s warpin’ time!” when they go into warp? It just FEELS like that would happen there.

A middle-aged Autotuned rapper named “Back-Pain”.