30st in A Nice Dream On Elm Street

  • March 31, 2026, 12:28 a.m.
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The sun always shines on tv. That’s Aha, I believe.
Now, my television, does not shit, and I’ll tell you why.
It’s been in my room for, about 4 years now and has remained off for most of that time.
I had it ‘set up’ once, all that time ago, and one day in my haste, which is always angry, I unplugged one of them to plug in a fan.
It quickly became a
“So now when I turn the TV on, the cable doesn’t come on, and when I try to turn the cable on, the tv turns off.”
Situations, and as such I had no patience to deal with it or tell my mom who’d likely have at least given it a college try.
Anyway, now on with why I mentioned tv to begin with.
It’s still a novelty for me so I very much enjoy getting to watch tv where I can, which is basically just at Jarrod’s apartment. There’s this channel called ‘Bounce’ that I really like, man.
The manufactured panda express virus may have killed movie theaters and the novelty of movies in general, but on tv, it’ll always be 1997, and I can watch Martin Lawrence’s mouth move as nothing comes out (because it’s been edited for content, excuse you).
That’s really funny too, you know, if you catch an edited for tv film one day soon, keep an ear out for stuff like “That’s bullSPIT” or “You aNIMAL.”
No, I’m not ok, haven’t been for sometime now but I guess that’s not important as long as I come off that way, or something.
Haha just kidding, I’m fine, I guess. Be well, John Spartans.


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