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I’m feeling a lot better now. They gave me the sizzurp, among some other things. Where’d this warm weather come from, too?

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You ever been sick, and felt like such shit that you wished one of your grandparents was there? I member, big long ago, I was in middle school and I stayed home sick from school. My grandfather s...

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Mom got a dog. I think it’s impulsive and ill fated, but she got a ‘Morkie’. For those of you not aware, that’s a Maltese-Yorkie mix, and they are fucking L O U D. I’m not a fan. I liked the othe...

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Oh my great gosh almighty, for the longest time I’d been getting a screen telling me that a sad panda was responsible for my entries not saving but lo & behold it appears to be over now! That...

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How is it, that it only rains at night? Past couple nights it ..does the thing I just said. Mom & Dad have been moved in since the beginning of the year don’t think I mentioned that. “How’s y...

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I’ve been trying to do an entry this whole week but it keeps saying something about a sad panda and I’m like, wtf how do YOU know about that website? Anyway, I’m alive. Still.

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I realized I hadn’t written an entry since about november or something. I just wanted to say, do you remember soundtracks, man? “MUSIC FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE; FEATURING: QUEENSRYCHE, BA...

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I realized I hadn’t written an entry since about november or something. I just wanted to say, do you remember soundtracks, man? “MUSIC FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE; FEATURING: QUEENSRYCHE, BA...

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I realized I hadn’t written an entry since about november or something. I just wanted to say, do you remember soundtracks, man? “MUSIC FROM THE ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE; FEATURING: QUEENSRYCHE, BA...

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California feels like it’s finally getting a winter this year. That’s all I wanted to say. Be good.

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I am like, a uh, I’m like a “one thing at a time, a day” guy, man. I kept going, ‘ok, oil change, car wash, or haircut…one of you is havin your day’. Oil change won. Be well, John Spartan(s).

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I figure it means my lungs are still healthy enough to expel it, but damn is it gross seeing resin like that. Be good, E.T.’s.

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Woke up today and said; I forgot what I said. I actually just woke up and thought it, and quickly as I opened this, I forgot it. Yesterday was my birthday, I turned 39. I lived. Be well, John Spa...

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No I’m serial, man, there is a conspiracy to make this state completely shadeless. Amidst turning this state into an open air sanitarium, Newsome also wants there to be no shelter or respite fro...

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There’s no shade in this state, man. I’m alive but I refuse to live. Be well, John Spartan(s).

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Had a zoom with a dr on saturday who said the worst of my wu tang flu has passed, but didn’t give a definitive time table for my senses to return. I’m hoping to go back to work by wednesday, all ...

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I got the fucking wu-flu. 3 years after the hoax-idemic is over, I get the goddamn fucking china cough. I cannot taste or smell for the second day in a row. Thanks god you’re so cool god, dick as...

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It’s been a while since I bought something I couldn’t drink eat or smoke. Uncle Spam delivered me my tax monies recently so I figured why not spoil myself a bit; it’s my money and I need it now e...

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I had never heard ‘Pigs on the wing’ on the radio before, but apparently every sunday morning one of the classic rock stations here does a Floyd themed hour. Us. (Us. Us. Us.) And Them. (Them. Th...

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My mom has said some hurtful things to me in my life. “You’ll never have a spouse, so I don’t expect you to understand.” LOL. The most recent one though came about due to my wonderfully sheltered...

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Um but excuse me how the effing fudge is the year going by so fast already this is literally oppression.

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Well it’s the current year. Again. What’s up with that? [Seinfeld dbl bass outro]

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I’m alive, I guess. Thanksgiving was ok. How was yours?-YES I HAD RUMCAKE, thank you for asking.

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I got this fuckin’ Acqua Di Gio cologne for my birthday a few months back. It smells like perfume. I hate it. My mom has never liked any colognes I like because they ‘bother my nose’, so I was fl...

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