m20 in idea barrages

At wizard libraries, they don’t have Summer Reading Challenges. They do have Summoner Reading Challenges but, most of the time, the prizes just end up burning down a peasant town.

An ad for DeWalt Power Tools that’s a parody of Rammstein’s “Du Hast”. “DE. DE WALT. DE WALT IS. DE WALT IS MAKING TOOLS. DE. DE WALT. DE WALT IS. DE WALT IS MAKING TOOLS. DE. DE WALT. DE WALT IS. DE WALT IS MAKING TOOLS. DE. DE WALT. DE WALT IS. DE WALT IS MAKING TOOLS.”

You will cover 1990s cartoon theme songs in the style of early grunge and call yourselves “Temple of the Doug”.

I enjoy referring to trading cards anachronistically as “bubblegum cards” in honour of Charles Schultz who must’ve been the last man to use that term unironically since about 1947.

The best name for a hardcore band ever is “Passive-Aggressive Anus”.

And the newest idea for a parody of Ben Folds’ JACKSON CANNERY about a medieval jester, entitled JAPES AND CHICANERY.

Bicycles don’t get formally engaged like humans do, until the wedding, they just say they’re spokin’-for.

Obama voice: “It turns out the, uh, Spice Melange from DUNE was really just, uh, it just turns out to be, uh, coffee & marijuana! Little cinnamon in there for flavour. Space travel, brain computers, just, uh, espresso and weed! Damnedest thing. Joe and ganj, uh, that’s just it!”