m18 in idea barrages

Standing room tickets at concerts only exist as part of a conspiracy between Ticketmaster and Big Lower Back Surgery.

French cows be thanking you all “mooey bien”.

One of the highest callings of art is letting other people know they’re not alone. You can take the thing a lot of people are thinking, but believe they are alone in feeling, and use a story or a song or picture to let them know, no, I felt that too, you’re not alone.

A parody of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” about Grandpa getting brainwashed about Benghazi, watching Fox on his couch Tuesday eve.

A parody of “Dr. Feelgood” but about a guy whose seen Dr. Phil nude, how he parties and eats entirely off his story having seen Dr. Phil nude. A one-note bon vivant.

Mick Jagger is actually a very small dragon and the lyric goes “Let’s end the knight together”.

People who try to get Vonnegut’s books banned are really working… nein to Five.

You could hide an ice cream bar inside the plastic casing of a roll-up deodorant very well but not for very long.