f14 in idea barrages

“Double check this stool sample for me” the doctor said, confused and concerned, “this shit doesn’t make any sense.”

A great pun, but also a terrible mental image, lay inside the phrase “AMATEUR PROLAPSE”.

Mumm-Ra and Mothra are definitely siblings, whereas Sun Ra is probably more like a first cousin, like She-Ra is.

There are other uses of tassels in our culture, of course, but there’s an argument to be made that the top two use-cases for the tassel are on graduation hats and stripping pasties and that is beautiful. Even in the distant third place, as toppers for flags, is also great.

“I’m seein’ double!” said the lightly concussed retro video gamer “Quadruple Dragon!”

The weird thing about Tiktok is the way it is so compartmentalized, culturally. Yes, there are indeed valid needed communities on there, but they’re like 0.0005% of the platform, with the vast balance just the most crushingly vapid idiotic “content” ever produced. Just dumb kids exploiting themselves, stripping to stolen music like heavily concussed go go dancers. But the little niches are so committed to their sliver of the place, that they’ll defend the whole cesspool to the death. The people actually involved in activism or citizen journalism there would be 10,000 times better served on any other platform that isn’t 83% that “make the pistols go pop” soundclip then a girl stripping to her bra… but it is where they keep their stuff, so they rain in denial. It’s so.weird.

If I was a Science Boy, I’d definitely invent a gene therapy for those of you whose bodies punish you by making delicious delicious cilantro taste like soap. I feel so bad for you. But I am Word Boy only. I can only explain to you what you are missing: MAGIC.

An Alanis Morissette Christmas album called YULE OUGHTA KNOW!