f12 in idea barrages

Dear Hidden Valley Ranch, Pickle Ranch should’ve stayed Valley Hidden.

Whenever some “MRA” or whatnot calls himself an “Alpha” ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS RESPOND “…you’re the robot on Power Rangers?”

How has Sonic the Hedgehog never done a collab with Sonic the Restaurant about chili dogs and golden onion rings?

A Polaroid camera that poops instead of pushing out photos called “Photo Dump” would be amazing.

“You’ve been so naive!” I hollered to Dracula “An outmoded fool! Don’t you understand, they tricked you! Wake up and smell the coffin!”

If your dealer is a goth, it is imperative you nickname him “Count Drugula”.

Bad enough the blizzard, but on top of that they had a plower outage.

Say what you will about doubt but it keeps you honest.