f10 in idea barrages

It’s not the art that tortures the artist, the art is joy. The torture is living in a world ill equipped to value the art.

Your best drinking buddy is your swignificant other.

Super Mario’s other less-than-lethal alternative to the Fire Flower, the Stunflower Seeds.

Upon receiving his kiss, the prince recoiled. A return to human flesh was a return to court drama, to squashing rebellions, to the violence and horror of power. He fled in search of a witch to return him to amphibian simplicity.

Why say “Jerking Off the Man in Black” when you can say “Cash on Hand”?

Brain status: mashing up Doobie Brothers “China Grove” and David Bowie “China Girl”.

LESS “Being Respectable”, MORE “Being Respectful”!

Whenever a cafe lists something “gluten free” as “GF” I briefly think they mean “girlfriend”. How does the soup have a girlfriend, my brain stutters, before kicking back into gear.